Liz & Tony                              

Tony wears his skinny jeans
He likes them real tight
The hard boys never get it
They just want to fight

Tony wears a blue beret
He wears it every day
The tough girls look bemused
They shout, “Tony is a gay”

Tony doesn’t mind
He’s happy as he is
Last night at the club
He met this girl called Liz

Liz and tony fell in love
Their time was filled with laughter
They booked a flight and moved to France
Happy ever after


Time                                    

Time spent
On things to do
Time wasted
In bed with flu
Time lost
Having a poo
Little time
To say what you want to


Bad day                                 

Unattached and unaware
Never thinking life is fair


Cows                                    

Tipping cows
Is good fun
Tipping cows
In the sun